Ok...so it's a few months later than I had promised

What the hell?  So I promised a great blog post and it's been about 8 months.  Better late than never I guess...

Today I'm wondering why it is, that when I speak, my kids act like I'm speaking some kind of freakish foreign language.  They always look at me with shock, disbelief, annoyance, and just pure ignorance in their eyes....their mouths hang open and the only thing they can mutter is "Huh?"  "Huh?" must be a universal word that is used in every language, because they keep muttering it over and over, expecting me to repeat myself.  Thus, the who process of confusion starts all over again.

To say the least....it's annoying and one day I vow to do the following list of things to them when they are married with children:
1. Eat crackers in their bed, while between the sheets...
2. Barge into their bedrooms when they are trying to sleep and shout "DADDY WON'T SHARE THE TVVVVV!!!"
3. Leave all my dirty dishes under their couch and various other places
4. Ask them to drive me to the grocery store and then change my mind
In general, I'm just going to be a really annoying house guest...after all..isn't that the same thing?
5. And I can't forget my favorite...remove and destroy all the backs to every remote in the house and later shout "WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES?"
6. Clogging up the toilet should be necessary but I am not sure I could do the job, i'll check with the captain to see if he has those kinds of skills
7. Call them 2 minutes before I need a ride and shout "HURRY UP!"
8. Go in their fridge and pantry and complain they are lazy and need to buy more food

So yeah...I love these little buggers but I can tell you my sanity is in question here, and my hearing is starting to wain.  Next time they ask me a question I'm gonna say..."HUH?"  See how they like it..jeesh